whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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