just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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