I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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