Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
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overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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