these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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