Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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