I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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