people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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