She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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