Your tits are I can't wait for
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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