DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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