So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
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i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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