So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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