i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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