i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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