respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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