I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Panties = found
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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