God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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