But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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