was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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