it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize