i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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