Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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