I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Vodka?
Forever.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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