i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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