Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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