what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Found your dick twin last night
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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