I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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