Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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