remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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