so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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