I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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