glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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