You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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