i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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