So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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