Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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