Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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