Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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