Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize