I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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