Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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The struggles of a small town man whore
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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