if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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