I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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