TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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