you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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