if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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