my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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