SEEEEXXX PLEASE
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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