windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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